A Message from Baba
Hello humans! Welcome to my advice & question-answering service.
I offer FREE advice to anyone and will answer questions regarding anything.
It don’t matter the kind of question or problem. In your mind it may seem too big or small for Baba – maybe too out of this world or run of the mill. But in Baba’s mind it’s all the same.
Your problem may be real or it may be imagined. No difference to me. Whatever you got going on I’ve got what it takes to help you deal with it once and for good.
I’m particularly helpful with questions involving the sense of smell. Not so good when it comes to snoring and cats. Even Baba is not perfect. You’ll have to go elsewhere if you’ve got those kinds of problems.
Ready to go? You got a problem – right? Let’s deal with it.
Why Should I Trust Baba?
Some self-respecting people ask “why should I consider words typed from a dog’s mouth?”
Years of experience on the lower end of the pecking order have taught us canines a thing or two. Since you’re considering my services you may not be so far from bottom yourself. Who better to show you around and get you acquainted with the place?
You’ve probably already consulted the experts. And doubtless you’ve been treated to the wisdom of your friends and family. Problem solved yet? Come to Baba.
What have you got to lose?
Still Not Good Enough For You?
You need an actual reason to trust Baba? OK. How about this: in the Hindi language “Baba” means “holy dog” (actually more like “holy man” but remove the anthropocentric prejudice and it’s clear as day).
So you see I am eminently qualified and completely trustworthy. Your faithful companion in the gravel pit of life. Seeker: look no further. Dawdler: idle no longer.
You got something better to do here in nowhere-ville? More surfing in cybernetic quicksand? Sorry, I can’t help those who don’t play ball.
OK – I asked Baba a question, now what?
You’ve done it, you asked a dog for advice. Good job!
Now you sit – stay.
On this end we get busy making sure you get the best advice a pit bull can offer.
Once my human servants translate your message into Pitnoise |pit-nwäz| they’ll read it to me. Then I’ll go outside and bask in the sun or contemplate the moon. Maybe just take a nap if it’s raining. No matter – your answer will come. And when it does you’ll be notified.
Bubba/Sis – can you spare a dime?
So Baba straightened you out and now your life is humming along pretty as can be. Throw a dog a bone why don’t ya?
I offer my service for free, but like everyone else my existence is monetized and it ain’t easy getting the kibble to the bowl these days. Used to be enough to just go fetch. But those days are long gone so please help keep this pit off the street.
If you or someone you know have seen some benefit from Baba’s services I hope you’ll consider one of the following options to return the gift:
• You can buy a present for yourself or for your companions in the PitShop.
• You can send me bag of kibble, treats or glow in dark balls.
• You can use the PayPal link below to donate whatever you think it’s worth. Ain’t no amount too small.
Our needs are simple (mine & yours).
ON BEHALF OF ALL THE WELL CARED FOR DOGS ON EARTH: THANK YOU HUMANS!
ON BEHALF OF ALL THE ABUSED ANIMALS OF THE EARTH: PLEASE PEOPLE, CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!